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B.R.A. committee mans the life boat as tidal wave sweeps through the field at the back of beyond.Yes folks we were in the far field where they dump all the horse shit. While the dry main hall was empty!thank you Micky Quinny. Run the bath for me ducks I said as I arrived home to find Mr C. in tears over the resignation of Keegan,"its a pity people in the rot world dont resign when they are exposed as ticket swappers" I replied scraping the mud off my catalogue "here check my results ducks and tell me what you think of the judging" Judging the dogs was ADAMS FAMILLY out of 8 classes there were 6 faces placed first.Call that judging? no I call it "trading" just wait and see next time she is showing in the ring. Wait a mo I said this judge wrote a critique on every dog and even wrote enough on the first and second winners not to have to write a critique after their placings,so she must have known the winners before she started!She was a stranger to good movement as time and time again I saw the best movers binned!In fact she only ran the dogs up and down through the puddles once.She obviously only judged(sic) on the stand.The rain was non stop all day everybody was fed up and short tempered,but did she care no-she even stopped 1 hr for lunch resulting in the end classes being judged in the dusk while the committee members were reving up their cars ready to shine their headlights ito the ring and the Smitts were sharpening their pencils to write to the K.C. Any one who believes October is a good month to hold a show in a field must be two sandwiches short of a picnic. At least the bitch judge Eliza Hardup moved the bitches and mostly better bitches were placed although 4 faces had firsts 4 faces ended up with 2nds .She was much quicker going over the dogs but of course she didnt have to check if they were entire as the dog judge juggled their veg as if she had never checked a pair before.She found it hard to make a final decision but at least she knew what she was looking for! faces no doubt.Even with the lunch break she finished well before rtne dog judge. I wonder would the O'Leer bitch have got the ticket with the owner showing her? I think not. Any way Wee Marie with the Orange Legs did all the running and now its a Champion so lets have no sour grapes then ducks! I was surprised to see no Les Priceless with Mr Blobby as I am sure that with all the help he has given the chairperson of the breed council(DW Sept 15) she would have rewarded him with high honours as it is running so efficiently there is no need for him to turn up to help any more.I bet the chairperson is well pleased. Next show for me S.W.R.C.as I will be staying in the caravan I will be up bright and early for bacon baps! DRIFFFIELD Oct 12 Mr Growl judging once again in his demob suit!This judge is a prime example of lets swop judging appointments,all breeds.Why is he judging Rotts ? He can only give top honours to known faces,look at the results if you doubt my reasoning. B.O.B. CH Dollarmarmite B.O.S. CH Flantasa Pure Crystal B.P. Jockraila Warrior What is going down in Scottyland? Whats the crack ducks? Jockraila is upset with the Krankies(Jimmy and Janny Perrier) so much so that she is withdrawing her bitch with 2 ccs. Then Lindy Cooker is upset because of an error in the Belfast catalogue stating Champion Harlems Fatal Attraction,when the bitch has only 2 ccs.Whereas her bitch Jockrailas Fatal Attraction is a fully qualified Champion,so everybody is confused including myself! Why is it the K.C. allows the same names to be used with different affixes? I think it is wrong because I could register a dog as Moonwalker Earth Wind And Fire and a bitch Shooting Stars Pure Crystal! Why did Chris WIndowlene go all the way to Ireland to judge 6 dogs for the title of Irish dog of the Year? The winner was an English dog Nevada Keelover!! explain that one?Why go over to Ireland to get a place in the ECRC dog of the year final? Unless you know in advance who the judge is going to be! Mr C was highly amused when Our Dogs arrived on Saturday because on the front page was an advert "spot The Rott" was this advertising a show rot or advertising the exhibiting gang of four any one of which could be handling the dog?So judges can study the photo but its impossible to see any qualities the dog may have but Andrews trousers could show on their own! Call me a stick in the mud but listen Ducks what is the asset that this dog brings to the breed?I fail to see the qualities that he has in his pedigree.Even though he was bred by Ute & Andrea Ruis .What have working qualifications to do with conformation/beauty or the breed standard.Just in case anyone has failed to notice we do not hold Schutzhund events in this country and with the general unease at the moment we would be mad if we did. | Plenty to go here | |||||||||||||||||
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HEADLINE NEWS SECRETARY OF SWRC WINS RESERVE DOG C.C. TRAVILS MADASUCAN WINS CC AND BECOMES CHAMP .SEC HAS ROSETTE FOR DOG WINNING 3RD CC READY ON TABLE! DOG JUDGE CHECKS PAW PADS-- DAI COBBLERS VINDICATED BITCH JUDGE REMEMBERS SEEING JUFFNER WINNING AT CRUFTS AND REPEATS THE HONOURS WITH BITCH C.C. RESERVE CC GOES TO WEBBS WONDER WHO SHOWED THE SECS DOG FOR RES CC DEMONSTRATION OF MUSICAL DANCING DOGS DROPS DOUBLE ACT OF LES DEMONSTRATING PAWLA JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS. FACES DROP AS JUDGES JUDGE DOGS AND NOT HANDLERS MR POLO NEARLY RUNS OUT OF MINTS JUDGE BITTEN BY BITCH BUT CARRIES ON WITH PLASTER ON FINGER DOG JUDGE NEARLY GETS BITTEN BY DOG REPORT TO BE SENT TO K.C.? LES TAKES OVER MANAGEMENT OF ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM--ROTTS IN GOAL! MIDLAND COUNTIES CANINE SOCIETY SHOW OCT 29 "Ducks if only people helped one another more then the world would be a better place" said Mr.C. as he walked through the door like a drowned rat.If we have any more rain we will have to start building an Ark and who will be the 2 rotts to go on it I wonder. "How do you mean help ducks"I replied "Well as helpful as the Midland Rott Club.First they get together and propose their Secretary Mrs Blunder to give tickets at the Miland Counties Show as she is anxious to give tickets!.Then as a thank you she places the committes members dogs as they havent been doing so well this year!Result a happy committee. Oh yes who are they:Clark,Dunn,Heath,Cambridge,Smith and Steel all were placed and as there were only 60 place cards the committee had 10% of them. I wonder if people feel cheated? What about the C.C. winners then ? the Flantasa dogs -there is no way she gave them the tickets because the face fits and she couldnt pick a good dog if she tried and I believe in Santa Clause! As for the reserve tickets,a 5 year old bitch,Travillons Karis last won a class when? and a 14 month old dog Hanarah Fearless ,a nice dog but a Champion not. Any way onward and up to Scotty Land all the stewards are hoping to be in the rott ring as only 90 odd dogs means early finish and a hot lunch for a change! Poor Mrs Woodentop will be limited in choice but not in friends. | ||||||||||||||||||
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