Who is Big NIK?(A. Boring)
Big Nik is GRAB@PIZZA founder and CEO, click on his resume
picture to find out more about our glorious leader.
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How do you make that sauce? (Pizza hut)
Sorry guys that's the thing that makes our PIZZA's special and your
PIZZA's average...
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If I buy a king size pizza with all the toppings and invite a girl to
share it with me can I sleep with her?(A. Plonker)
Sorry Mr. Plonker but I'm afraid even though our Pizzas are the best there's no guarantee
that the delicious sauce will make her suddenly find your irresistable.
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After I eat pizza I dream of killing people...in fact even if I don't eat pizza I
dream of killing people. Is this normal? (Dick Head, KKK, Texas)
Seeing as your from Texas, AND a member of the KKK don't worry about it it's normal.
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I ate one of your fabulously delicious PIZZAs then I had a nightmare that
George Bush was president of the USA....(A.Gore)
Sorry Al it wasn't a nightmare.
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"a PIZZA is more than just food...
it's an occasion."
"we get numerous questions from our customers ranging from 'how do you make a pizza?' to
'how to I get girls to go out with me? and 'if I have a frontal labotomy could I become the
president of the USA too...'
Nik H. Appelent (CEO)
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