to listen to the users and pretend that we care about their concerns, to promise to give priority to their requests and then do nothing about it
to provide a single point of contact for users where they can receive polite, professional, service focussed treatment
from us
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Good begin. As well as annoying users it gives us a psychological advantage and makes them feel both insecure and inferior.
Which is where we want them.
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Again another good ploy. This one needs to be combined with insulting them every so often. They won't know where are are then or what to expect when they
phone up. Once in a while we can actually resolve their incidents and respond to their calls. They get addicted to
this and keep on calling so that we get more chance to insult and annoy them.
