The Ages of Lord Woodlouse!

Its coming to eat you!

The early years, LW already prepares weapons of war to take on the world...

Its coming to eat you!

LW, before purging his hair of blondness.

Its coming to eat you!

During LWs development into the world conquering dictator he is today he was almost assasinated by his own sister. The plot was foiled by his elite christmas tree guard lurking behind...

Its coming to eat you!

LW grins, unaware of the foolishness eminating from him.

Its coming to eat you!

LW attends the marrying off of his two sisters to an Arab merchant. (off screen).

Its coming to eat you!

LW meets with the Arab merchant...