Now two little boys had two little toys 
A whistle and a helmut blue 
And when they were wee it was plain to see 
What they'd grow up into 
They were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains 
And shoppin' everybody too 
They didn't reform, now they're in uniform 
They're two little boys in blue 

Do you think I could leave you lying 
When I could lie my head off too 
If somebody squaks in the witness box 
I'll cover up for you 
I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes 
The way the sergeant taught us to 
Before you count to three we'll be off scott free 
We're two little boys in blue 

Now the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed 
But before you take their cocoa through 
Keep them in their cells and hit them where it tells 
But don't leave them black and blue 
You can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls 
Bash them on the kidneys too 
Beat them on the legs and thighs but don't give them black eyes 
Or you'll be a prisoner too 

Do you think I could leave you lying 
When I could lie my head off too 
If somebody squaks in the witness box 
I'll cover up for you 
I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes 
The way the sergeant taught us to 
Before you count to three we'll be off scott free 
We're two little boys in blue 

So if you see them on the beat 
As they swagger down your street 
Here's a piece of advice for you 
Don't trust your luck turn around RUN LIKE THE CLAPPERS! 
From the two little boys in blue 

Do you think I could leave you lying 
When I could lie my head off too 
If somebody squaks in the witness box 
I'll cover up for you 
I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes 
The way the sergeant taught us to 
Before you count to three we'll be off scott free 
We're two little boys in blue 
 

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