Oh we sucked the drink up like a hoover as usual 
The cheap wine and the paint remover as usual 
And somewhere deep inside my brain 
I seem to hear a diesel train 
And I promise not to drink again as usual 

I woke up in a public park as usual 
I must have crawled there after dark as usual 
Oh I'd better see how much I've got 
Oh Jesus Christ I've spent the lot 
I must have been a drunken sot as usual 
 

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