I've been sittin' here drinkin' 
And my senses are gettin' all blurred 
I gambled all my money on the favourite in the second 
It came in first in the third 
I was gonna take you for a real big spread 
But the banker took my chequebook, the bookie took my bread 
Hey Dolores get your sweet ass over here 

Hey Dolores get your sweet ass over here 
You've been out all night kickin' your hide 
And I've been sittin' home drinkin' beer 
You've been hangin' out with the in-crowd 
And you know it doesn't suit you dear 
So hey Dolores get your sweet ass over here 

You didn't like my pigs in the kitchen 
And the turkeys in the bedroom made you sick 
You weren't ten minutes in the sweet little house 
You got rid of them all damn quick 
You flushed my frogs down the john Dolores 
You said the salamander couldn't stay 
And when you opened all the windows to get rid of the smells 
My pigeons all flew away 

Hey Dolores get your sweet ass over here 
You've been out all night kickin' your hide 
And I've been sittin' home drinkin' beer 
You've been hangin' out with the in-crowd 
And you know it doesn't suit you dear 
Hey Dolores get your sweet ass over here 

You're always on about personel hygiene 
As if I had some wierd disease 
Well I had a bath one Christmas 
And it made me all weak at the knees 
The soles of my feet went all crinkly 
And the shine went right out of my hair 
God only know what might've happened 
If I'd taken off my underwear 

Hey Dolores get your sweet ass over here 
You've been out all night kickin' your hide 
And I've been sittin' home drinkin' beer 
You've been hangin' out with the in-crowd 
And you know it doesn't suit you dear 
Hey Dolores, Hey Dolores 
Hey Dolores get your sweet ass over here 
 

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