Beedie beedie bum bum,
Twiddley dee, yoo hoo,
To Glasgow Central.

We had a great time, you could'ne whack it,
Spent all my money, and pawned my jacket,
And on the train goin' hame,
I was hidin' in the lavvie when the ticket man came.

Beedie beedie bare bum,
Twiddley dee, yoo hoo,
To Glasgow Central.

Last train to Glasgow Central,
Last train to Glasgow Central,
You'd better catch this one,
And you'd better have a ticket 'cause here's the man.

Beedie beedie bum bum,
Twiddley dee, yoo hoo,
To Glasgow Central.

© Padmore, Devere, Connolly (Cromwell Music Ltd)