Billy's Childhood Years
Billy Connolly made his grand entrance to the world on the 24th November 1942. His mother, Mary, gave birth to him on the kitchen floor of their tenemant flat at 65 Dover Street, Anderston, Glasgow, a building which has since been demolished. His father, William, was the son of an Irish immigrant, and worked as an optical instrument technician.

After the birth of another child, Billy's little sister Florence, William senior went off to serve in the RAF, and the trials of separation caused the marriage to break up in 1946, leaving William to bring up Billy and Flo. The time being what it was, the task of looking after the two youngsters fells to William's two sisters, Mona and Margaret. These two aunts were to be the major female figures in Billy's young life.

 William and the two children moved in with the aunts in their red sandstone tenemant in White Street, Partick, a more upmarket area to the north of the Clyde. Billy has opened up about these formative years recently, and admits that it was not a happy time for him.

'I didn't enjoy it at all, it was awful because my aunts began to regret it. They were both single and in their twenties, I guess, then, and one was just out of the Wrens in Portsmouth and the other one was a career nurse, and I think they deeply regretted it. Especially the older one who took a real mother place in my life - Mona. She deeply regretted it because it kind of cost her marriage and happiness and stuff, and she kind of took it out on me. I don't blame the woman, it's just the whole thing was uncomfortable and awful and dreadful. I didn't like my childhood at all.'
Billy started at St. Peter's Primary School in 1947, where he formed a schoolboy gang called The Connollys who used to fight with The Sinclairs from round the corner. Billy's first kiss was from Gracie McLintock, and he still holds that memory dear to him. Although he began as a promising student, a succession of horrible teachers turned his agile mind away from schoolwork. St. Peter's was just a few yards up the road from Billy's house, and Billy admits that it was here that he first encountered toilet humour and learned his first swear words, and his first joke :
"Pat and Mick went up a stick
An couldnae get doon for skelfs"
'I thought it was hysterical. What it means, I'll never know, but it was my first joke and I was very proud of it.' 
Mary, his mother, had moved 30 miles away to Dunoon, where she worked in a hospital canteen, and had four children with her new husband William Adams. Billy never saw her during his childhood, but held no ill thoughts about her, understanding her circumstances - a young mother living in a slum during the war, not knowing whether she was a widow or not from one moment to the next.

 Later, when the Glasgow papers 'rediscovered' Mary still living in her rented terraced house, they ran a distasteful series of articles which shocked many of Billy's fans, and turned Billy forever from the Scottish press.

 At the time, though, there appeared to be little rancour in the separation, and Billy plays down the effect it had on him : 

'It was very odd when my mother left, but not a shock. It was very strange and very exciting, I thought at the time. My sister Florence was more shocked by it, because I think she knew more about it, because I was only four.'
Later, the Connolly household moved from the red sandstone of city-centre Partick, to the new housing scheme of Drumchapel, to the north west of the city.
 

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