Robert Burns
8 secs, 97k |
"...you know, who wrote those never to be
forgotten lines 'Goodnight my dear, and sweet repose, lie on your back
and you won't squash your nose"... fucking right!..." |
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Dogs
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"...When did you last see a dog stepping in human shit?" |
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Bastard
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"...Well done, ya bastard!" |
Scrotums
6 secs, 67k |
"...and the people that aren't too keen on
showing you the old scrotum... but I used to whip mine out with monotonous
regularity..." |
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Orgasms
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"...Tonight I think you'll have multiple orgasms..." |
Lose It
16 secs, 172k |
"...'Where did you lose it?' That is the most
stupid question in the history of the human race... 'Where did you lose
it?' 'Fuck I don't know - it's lost - that means I don't know where it
fucking is!..." |
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Blow
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"..You blow in their ears, their knickers fall off!" |
Gibberish
11 secs, 124k |
"...smuglee kablinka beluss alussalay... muclay
bacloo ba smugalaloo... -fart-... hullalay eehe... hullaw... -fart-...
-moan-..." |
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Bed
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"...and the person behind you shits in the bed..." |
Bed Mirror
12 secs, 131k |
"...but I'm such an ugly bastard, imagine,
imagine looking up, imagine you wife look in the mirror and it's your big
white arse, you know, big spotty arse going...aww..." |
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Demands
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"...Find the G-spot..." |
Switzerland
15 secs, 162k |
"...nothing good comes from Switzerland...
cookoo clocks and fucking Toblerone... it's impossible to eat the fucking
Toblerone without hurting yourself..." |
Talk Dirty
18 secs, 189k |
"...people say 'oh I like women to talk dirty'...
I like them to shut the fuck up... right... for god's sake don't talk dirty,
soon as it... fuck... -spurt-... aww... geez, what did you say that for?..." |
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Dogs
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"...Don't come in that room!!!" |
Badger
7 secs, 72k |
"...do you know what they call cunnilingus
in Glasgow? Growling at the badger..." |
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Willy
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"...Willy! For fuck's sake! Oh come on!!!" |
McNuggets
11 secs, 118k |
"...and they're always asking you where a
chicken's McNuggets are on the chicken... so you just tell them a different
thing every time... and just be glad they're not getting an Egg McMuffin...hahaha..." |
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Fart
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".. farting...." |
