The Useless Crap Dowlowading Page

Every single site on the web's got one... It's a page where you can download useless crap. And I decided I wasn't going to be different or weird (although when people see my hat it is their first impression) so I decided to have a useless crap page too. There's not really much on here at the moment but the will be more soon. Gaze in wonder at my Stereophonics Wallpaper! Be amazed at my not realy very exciting .wav files! And say 'ooh, that actualy is quite interesting you know' about the rest of the rubbish I put on here!

Prepare for your life to not really be changed very much. But maybe slightly if say, while you're looking at something here a rather large object fell on your head. Or maybe not. Have fun!

My amazing Stereophonics wallpaper! Isn't it lovely. Zip file - 337kb

My one and only friend, my sheep. Zip file - 116kb

Auto Insult - Randomly generated insults eg. 'You horrible wheelbarrow full of festering llama spit.' Now you know why I have no friends. Program - 205kb

Love Calculator - Works out the chances of you ending up with whoever you're after this week. Awwwwww. How sweet. Zip file 10.2kb

'And now for something completely different.' - Wav file - 31.2kb

'Hello Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on.' - Wav file - 55kb

'I shall call him... Mini Me!!! - Wav file - 77kb

 

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