PET SHOP BOYS
Original West End Girls B-side

(Mainly instrumental)
Contains samples of animals and the words "Pet Shop Boys" repeated

Written by Bobby Orlando / Neil Tennant / Chris Lowe

Lights! Models! Guest list! Just do your best, darling!

Absolutely fabulous
We're absolutely fabulous

Darling?
Mmm?
You are a fabulous wonderful individual!
Oh, thank you, darling!
And remember, I've known you longer than your daughter.
Champer's alright for you, Pats?
Lovely, sweetie!
Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things?
Oh, whatever, sweetie!
Alright, we'll finish off the beluga!

Dull, soulless dance music
Bip bip bip bop bop bop
Dull, soulless dance music
Ride on time, ride on time.
Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!

Absolutely fabulous
That's fabulous, darling
We're absolutely fabulous
That's fabulous, good

Chanel, Dior, Lagerfield, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling, names, names, names
Harpers, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue, bloody Aber-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling!
Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

Absolutely fabulous
Pump up the volume
We're absolutely fabulous
Just put the needle on the record
Absolutely fabulous
Pump up the volume
We're absolutely fabulous
Y'all ready for this, sweetie?

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Champer's alright for you, Pats?

Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights.
Ah!
Bum so tight he was bouncing off the walls.
Bye, Pats!
Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix, sweetie
Lacroix, sweetie, La-la-la-lacroix

Absolutely fabulous
Let the music lift you up, darling
We're absolutely fabulous
Dull, soulless dance music
Absolutely fabulous
It's the bloody Pet Shop Boys, sweetie!
We're absolutely fabulous
Y'all ready for this sweetie?
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

It's fabulous!
Good. thank you!

Written by Neil Tennant & Chris Lowe
Absolutely Fabulous words and extracts by Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley
Taken from the BBC TV series Absolutely Fabulous
Published by Cage MusicLtd / EMI 10 Ltd
Copyright Spaghetti Recordings Ltd 1994

Passion and love and sex and money
Violence, religion, injustice and death

Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh

Girls, boys, arts, pleasure
Girls, boys, arts, pleasure

Paninaro
Paninaro, oh oh oh

Food, cars, travel, food, cars, travel
New York, New York, New York
New York
Uh-huh

Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh

Armani, Armani, A-A-Armani, Cinque

Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh
Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh

Armani, Armani, A-A-Armani, Cinque

Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh
Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh

Now you've gone, I'm all alone
My heart is broken, and I wanna go home
You know it's all over and you're out of luck
You feel so low, you wanna self-destruct
I needed you, and you loved me too
And now I don't know what I'm gonna do
But life goes on, I'm talking history
And now I've got to find someone to dance with me

Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh
Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh

You! You're my lover,
You're my hope, you're my dreams, my life
My passion, my love, my sex, my money
My violence, religion, injustice and death

Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh
Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh
Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh
Paninaro, Paninaro, oh oh oh

Written by Neil Tennant & Chris Lowe
Published by Cage Music Ltd / EMI 10 Music Ltd
Copyright Pet Shop Boys Partnership Ltd 1995

There's a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us somewhere

There's a time for us
Someday a time for us
Time together with time to spare
Time to love, time to care

Someday, somewhere
We'll find a new way of living
We'll find a way of forgiving
Somewhere

There's a place for us
A time and place for us
Hold my hand and we're halfway there
Hold my hand and I'll take you there

Somehow, someday, somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere

There's a place for us
A time and place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Hold my hand and I'll take you there

Somehow, someday, somewhere

Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere, somewhere

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty

Written by Bernstein / Sondheim
Published by Campbell Connelly
Copyright Pet Shop Boys Partnership Ltd 1997

Christmas is not all it's cracked up to be
Families fighting around a plastic tree
Nothing on the TV that you want to see
And it's hardly ever snowing
The way it's meant to be
Like in White Christmas year after year
Bing Crosby, Bing Crosby
Are you listening to me?

It doesn't often snow at Christmas
The way it's meant to do
But I'll still have a glow at Christmas
Because I'll be with you

The Christmas message was long ago lost
Now it's all about shopping and how much things cost
It's meant to be good will as well as synthetic fun
And what is this year's festive number one?

It doesn't often snow at Christmas
The way it's meant to do
But I'll still have a glow at Christmas
Because I'll be with you
It doesn't often snow at Christmas
The way it's meant to do
But I'll still have a glow at Christmas
Because I'll be with you

Neil : Merry Christmas
Chris : And a Happy New Year

Written by Neil Tennant & Chris Lowe
Published by Cage Music Ltd / EMI 10 Music Ltd
Copyright Pet Shop Boys Partnership Ltd 1997