by Chris Mills

Q: Why did Gary, Paul and Nuno cross the road?
A: Because Pat was Badgering them.

Q: Why did the judge find Nuno guilty of gambling?
A: Because he made a Bet In Court.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gary.
Gary who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gary.
Gary who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gary.
GARY WHO?!?!?
Knock knock!
WHO'S THERE?!!
Paul.
PAUL WHO?!?!?!?!
Paul yourself together, this is only the first time I've knocked on your door!

Q: Should Gary have straight hair or curly hair?
A: That's Cherone decision.