by Alison Cummings

When spellchecking a document, it’s amazing what computers come up with. Here are some of the renaming options Microsoft Publisher gave me for Extreme and Van Halen...

Gary Cherone

Gravy Churn, Gory Chlorine, Gray Cherokee

Nuno Bettencourt

Neon No-Suggestions, Nun No-Suggestions

 

Paul Geary
Pause Weary, Maul Teary

 

Patrick Badger
Particle Badger, Portico Badger

 

Michael Mangini
Motel Managing

 

Eddie Van Halen
Adieu Van Haven, Idea Van Hale

 

Alex Van Halen
Flex Van Haven, Apex Van Hale

 

Michael Anthony
Mikhail Antiphony, Metal Antinomy

 

Sammy Hagar
Smarmy Haggard, Samba Hangar

 

David Lee Roth
Devoid Lee Roots, Divide Lee Rot, Devil Lee Wroth