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by Alison Cummings


When spellchecking a document, it’s amazing what computers come up with. Here are some of the renaming options Microsoft Publisher gave me for Extreme and Van Halen...


Gary Cherone
Gravy Churn, Gory Chlorine, Gray Cherokee
Nuno Bettencourt
Neon No-Suggestions, Nun No-Suggestions
 
Paul Geary
Pause Weary, Maul Teary
 
Patrick Badger
Particle Badger, Portico Badger
 
Michael Mangini
Motel Managing
 
Eddie Van Halen
Adieu Van Haven, Idea Van Hale
 
Alex Van Halen
Flex Van Haven, Apex Van Hale
 
Michael Anthony
Mikhail Antiphony, Metal Antinomy
 
Sammy Hagar
Smarmy Haggard, Samba Hangar
 
David Lee Roth
Devoid Lee Roots, Divide Lee Rot, Devil Lee Wroth


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