WARNING: This page is devoted to telling you, the naive human, the TRUTH about cows, and they're evil scheme. Never again will you look upon your bovine chums as nice, harmless, excessively farting friends, for I have discovered the truth about them and their disgraceful deeds!
For the past few years I've been spying on these revolting creatures, and through the use of superior surveillance techniques, cunning information collaboration techniques, and a bit of imagination, I now know their terrifying plot to destroy all mankind! Yes, you heard right, destroy all mankind! Read my terrifying account, then flee! FLEE to the hills! They're out to kill us all!
 
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