Why thankeee for coming here and filling in my questionnaire.... if you come back regularly, you'll notice that the questions will change.... that's 'cos I'll probably never stop thinking of new ones to ask, so fill it in while it's still relatively small. Then fill it in again a few months later when you miss it terribly. Enough of the waffle, on with the questions, queries, and posers!


Okee dokee, so what's yer name?

And what's yer e-mail addie?

Do you like cheese?

other:

Cheese - what's the best kind?
Yellow
White
Blue
Doesn't matter as long as it's mouldy
Green
Purple with little brown polka dots

What do you do with your plungers?

other:

What on earth possessed you into coming to my little abode?

other:

Have you got a homepage you'd like me to have a shufftie at? Stick the addie in if you have:

If you have got one, do you plan on sticking a link to my page? (hint hint)
I already have done, or am planning to do so! I am good!
No, that would indicate I approve of your excessive stupidity
Sozz, I don't have a homepage

Fill in the blanks:
I wish I had three because then i could !

Should it be legal to shoot cow lovers on sight?
Shoot them! Make them die for their sins!
No, cow lovers need help, and should be medically treated.
Couldn't we use an axe instead? Axe's are nice :o)
Absolutely not! Cows are friendly and they smell nice. I like stroking them.
I am a cow. Please don't shoot me. Moo.

If you had a pet leper, what would you call him?

Have you signed my guestbook yet?

other:

Are you pondering what i'm pondering?

What do you think is the best name for a fish?
Herring
Kipper
Haddock
Gertrude
Bob
Other(type below)
Name:

What's the best thing to stick up your nose?

other:

Do you look like a freshly shaven carrot?
Yes
No
Not if i use lots of make up and a wig
?!? Now i'm really confused.

What is your general opinion of halibut?

Are you obsessed with the word "underwear"?
Underwear!
Underwear!
Underwear!
No.

What was your favourite part of my page?

other:

What's the crappiest part of my page? What really stank and deserves immediate annhialation?

other:

I don't want to call my homepage "Dwelling place of the Gizzard" anymore... it used to be a personal page, but it has exceeded that now, and has become amusing to some people. I need a new name for it - a domain name - something that will encompass the cult of bob, hamster eating, cow killing, and pasta warfare. I can't think of anything. Can you?

If you had to eat your hair, what sort of seasonings would you put on it?

Jaffa cakes - are they cakes or biscuits?
Cake
Biscuit

Do you like me?

other:

If I were to be your slave for a day, what would you have me do?

I need more stupid questions to make this page more interesting :o) Got any?

What really turns you on?

other:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's your favourite sport?

other:

Got any suggestions for me to improve my page?

Which is bigger? (not longer)?
Big
Large
A little bit huge
A tiny bit massive
Partially colossal
Not very gargantuan

How much cheese can you fit into a mini?

Does this cheese background make you wanna hurl?
Yes
No
*Bleeeergh!*

other:

What do the voices tell *you* to do?

Feel free to spout waffle at me:

When you stick needles in your eye, do you go in far enough to draw blood?

other:

Life! Live it, or spend your time doing stupid questionnaires?
Live it! Umm. Oops.
I'm a stupid questionnaire filler every time!




Questionnaire fill inners since November 1998


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