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Q: OiBoy22: What's your full name?

A: OiBoy2400: Ashley Donovan Cook

Q: OiBoy22: Where were you born?

A: OiBoy2400: Denver, Colorado

Q: OiBoy22: What is your favorite color?

A: Oiboy 2400: forrest green

Q: OiBoy22: How many chicks have you seduced in your lifetime?

A: Oiboy 2400: I don't know the name of a number that big, what is the name of a number with places to the left of the decimal?

Q: OiBoy22: What is your shoe size?

A: OiBoy 2400: 11

Q: OiBoy22: What do you normally dress like?

A: OiBoy 2400: I tend to wear baggy pants and punk shirts with skateboarding shoes and last but not least a couple of wallet chains.

Q: OiBoy22: Date of birth?

A: OiBoy 2400: 4-12-82

Q: OiBoy22: Have you ever been harased by the cops for the way you dress?

A: OiBoy 2400: No

Q: OiBoy22: Have any of your friends?

A: OiBoy 2400: Doubt it

Q: OiBoy22: Guess you didn't know that about me eh? What do you want to say to all the women out there drooling over your picture?

A: OiBoy 2400: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THERE!!!!

Q: OiBoy22: How big of a nerd ARE you?

A: OiBoy 2400: Well I'm 5'10" and about 180 lbs. of muscle and organs.

Q: OiBoy22: What is your favorite type of music?

A: OiBoy 2400: Punk & Ska.

Q: OiBoy22: Are you interested to see what any one of your friends moms' look like in the nude?

A: OiBoy 2400: (sweating heavily) NO COMMENT!!!

Q: OiBoy22: What is your viewpoint on the US government?

A: OiBoy 2400: It's pretty damn' good. I mean sure there's a LOT of room for improvement, but if you look at every other government in the history of the world, I'd choose this one in a heartbeat.

Q: OiBoy22: Do you feel as though the government tries to suppress us (punks) in anyway?

A: OiBoy 2400: I know they don't because they have much more important things to worry about than the way some kids are dressing.

Q: OiBoy22: Do you think society understands why we act and dress the way we do?

A: OiBoy2400: I think that this to is not much of an issue, it's not the first time a bunch of kids decided to be different than the norm and I think that any intellegent member of society can easily see this. I do however think that a lot of the rebeling youth would like to read into things and get themselfs convinced that we make them uneasy, but thats just more of the rebllious tendencies. A small handful of society may really not understand us but it's not as big of a deal as a lot of punks would like to belive.

Q: OiBoy22: Anything else you would like to add on the topic?

A: OiBoy2400: just that overall society, just like the government, doesn't really give a damn' what we act or dress like as long as we don't intentionaly create friction, and that referrs to such things as breaking the law, or being offensive to others for the sole purpose of provoking them. I think any one who does either of these things is being stipid and immature and has nothing to complain about since they bring it upon themselves.

Q: OiBoy22: What is your feelings towards other cliques?

A: OiBoy2400: I don't have a problem with them at all. True I can't stand RAP among others, but that doesn't give me a reason not to like somebody. If I don't like someone it's because of reasons specific to that individual and I don't let that taint my veiw towrds others. I know a lot of punks, who say that they hate jocks but thats just being immature and nasty. Alot of the time they'll say that they don't like jocks because they think that everyone else is stupid, or beacuse they piss them off, and often because of the STUPID music they listen to. Well I don't know about you but it seems to me like they are discribing themselfs in alot of ways. If we can't see past a few differences in taste, and if we put stereotypes on others in the same society, than we are no better than any other people in history and above all we've learned NOTHING! But it doesn't have to be this way. So many punks preach against racism but they let themselves stoop to judgeing others of the same ethnic background by what clique they are in. What hippocracy!!!

Q: OiBoy22: What does the OiBoys stand for, to you?

A: OiBoy2400: Its a group of friends that have much in common who have fun and have differences all at the same time.

Q: OiBoy000: What place do flouresent colors have in the 21st century to modern man?

A: OiBoy123: They will seep across the globe much like orange and green did in the 70's (see Bewitched) but they will be companyed by rings. Everything, espessially sholders in future clothing, will have a floresent ring around it.

Q: OiBoy000: If some one came up to you and gave you the opourtunity to clone yourself and it would be your slave, BUT, it could only say "I like Poop!" and "Shutup"...what would you say? Oh yah, and his name would be Doris!

A: OiBoy2400: I'll take two!!!!

Q: OiBoy000: What is the name of your penis, NO DILENGER!

A: OiBoy2400: I don't feel it has a seperate personality.

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