Q: OiBoy22: How big of a nerd ARE you?
A: Marshmallow Man: I wiegh over 200 lbs so Im a pretty big nerd!
Q: OiBoy22: What is your favorite type of music?
A: Marshmallow Man: Thats a tough one, Punk has always been there for me, Ska is uplifting, and Techno is very soothing.
Q: OiBoy22: Are you interested to see what any one of your friends moms' look like in the nude?
A: Marshmallow Man: I don't know of any MILFs so....no.
Q: OiBoy22: What does being an OiBoy mean to you?
A: Marshmallow Man: Friends, music, independence. That is the essence of being an OiBoy.
Q: OiBoy22: What is your viewpoint on the US government?
A: Marshmallow Man: I would have to say, I'm not for anarchy. I believe in control, but not over excessive control. I don't want big brother watching me take a piss everyday.
Q: OiBoy22: Do you feel as though the government tries to suppress us (punks) in anyway?
A: Marshmallow Man: They are trying to keep us in line, but their...lets see....pushing us and that just creats more rebellion.
Q: OiBoy22: Do you think society understands why we act and dress the way we do?
A: Marshmallow Man: No, society is brought up to follow a set pattern and if someone breaks it they are shunned from society.
Q: OiBoy22: Anything else you would like to add on the topic?
A: Marshmallow Man: Keep an eye open, but don't over do it like those conspirisists.
[BRian leaves and Ridge quickly fills in]
Q: OiBoy000 [Ridge]: Where would you least like to be lost?
A: Marshmallow Man: deep inside the recesses of my mind.
Q: OiBoy000: Are you afraid of what you'll find?
A: Marshmallow Man: Most definitly. I'm so imaginative its scary.
Q: OiBoy000: I don't follow you, but thats not new, next question! What is your ideal day?
A: Marshmallow Man: My ideal day? or my dream day?
Q: OiBoy000: If one day you could do anything you wanted and it all went your way. But within reason, no conquring the world, in one day at least.
A: Marshmallow Man: I get up, my brother leaves me alone, all my favorite episodes of my favorite TV shows are on, my mom leaves me money for lunch, I go to the mall and see all my friends, I have chinese for dinner,my ex calls and says she wants to get back together with me, thats it.
Q: OiBoy000: So watch TV, eat, and score with the ex?
A: Marshmallow Man: Yeah, thats pretty much it.
Q: OiBoy000: Whats your favorite thing about punk, ska, and alternative music of all types?
A: Marshmallow Man: One word: Escape.They help me escape the real world.
Q: OiBoy000: Ladies and gentlemen! A future alcoholic!
A: Marshmallow Man: That wouldn't surprise me.
Q: OiBoy000: What do you have to say to all the kids who read all this gibberish so far?
A: Marshmallow Man: Don't do what I say, don't do what I do, don't do anything.
Q: OiBoy000: Why do you think Brian likes Screeching Weasel so much? They are terrible!
A: Marshmallow Man: I don't know, and I don't wanna know!
OiBoy000: ME either! THe truth is probably really scary!
Marshmallow Man: That wouldn't surprise me.
Q: OiBoy000: What Brian's taste in music or the truth about it?
A: Marshmallow Man: The fact that there is a truth behind it.
Q: OiBoy000: That makes no sense! (sigh) Moving on....[creaking of chairs as we re-settle] would it surprise you if we were the only ones (the OiBoys) who ever read this entire interview?
A: Marshmallow Man: Oh, no.
Q: OiBoy000: This is the final question, its very deep, I hope you will be totally honest.
A: Marshmallow Man: Alright.
Q: OiBoy000: How often do you masterbate?
A: Marshmallow Man: Considering the fact that I think of my ex 5 times a day, I'd say 5 times a day.
Oiboy000: Da@#. Lets go eat.
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