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The American Expansion

Walking down the many streets of America, it is inevitable to accept this is the most prominent country in the world. Before the American Expansion, people were known to be living on the streets! Many families were known to garnish just enough wages to get them through life. Walking down these streets now, it is preposterous to think that this was once filled with homeless beggars and violent gangs. Now these once hated problems became the solution to every problem this country faced. Now there are the heroes!

So it is my proposal to draft society's "problems" and turn them into the solution. But why stop there, we will take people of the entire lower class and draft them and add them to our amassing forces. Only the upper class and the middle class will stay and inject their loins into the empty society. The middle class will perform tasks to take over the unmanned jobs to provide the necessities of life to the wealthy. What we now have is the beginning of our solution. Every problem our society once faced is now gone.

Once the letter is reached to millions of families of the lower class telling them to meet in the state of Texas, newly renamed Fort Apocalypse, Fort Genocide in the former north eastern states, and Fort Reagan in former Montana. In Apoc. Geno, and Reagan, they are greeted with a basic training of firearms and hand to hand combat. The women go to the arms factories and produce rifles and handguns for our masses of troops. The young and middle aged men are to become our troops on ground, air, and sea. The elderly men will join the women in the arms manufacturing. Now we are ready for our expansion.

With our economy booming due to our arms manufacturing and all the leeches off of welfare, our rich sit on their thrown with their newly impregnated wives while they wait for successors to join their population. Once the expansion finished, what we have left is a prosperous country constantly expanding with none of the problems we once had. Once overpopulation was gone, all the other problems seemed to crumble along with it.

My opinion is a humble suggestion. I listen to others proclaim their suggestions to better our country, and I do listen wholehearted. However, my suggestion has little or no flaws and will effectively resolve any and all problems this country currently faces. Until another wise soul comes forward with another brave suggestion that betters my own, I stand firm with my proclamation to better and stonger society.

Written by: Brian Erickson

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