There's a bear and a rabbit in the woods and they come across a golden
frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they're even more
amazed when it starts talking to them. The golden frog admits that he
doesn't often meet people, but when he does he gives them three
wishes. He tells them that they can have three wishes each.
The bear immediately asks that the frog to make all the other bears in
the forest female, which he does immediately.
The rabbit, after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet. It
appears in his paws and he places it on his head.
The bear is amazed at this, but carries on with his next wish, which
is that all the bears in the neighbouring forests be female as well,
and thus it is so!
The rabbit then wishes that he could have a motorcycle. It appears
before him and he climbs on board and starts revving the engine.
The bear couldn't believe it and he tells the rabbit that he's just
wasted two good wishes. Still shaking his head, he makes his final
wish, "that all the other bears in the world are female as well." The
frog replies that it has been done and then they both turn to the
rabbit for his last wish.
The rabbit revs up the engine, shouts, "I wish for the bear to be
gay!" and screams off into the distance as fast as he can.
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