A bloke is sat in a pub minding his own business. In walks another man
with a cat and an ostrich, and they approach the bar.
The man orders three drinks which they proceed to consume. Then the
ostrich buys a round, they all drink. Then the man buys another round,
then the ostrich, and so on - the cat never buys!
The first guy sees this and decides to find out what's going on. He
approaches the man at the bar and says, "How come you're with a cat
and an ostrich, and you and the ostrich buy rounds and the cat
doesn't?"
The man answers, "Well, I found a lamp, and rubbed it with my sleeve.
A genie appeared and told me he'd grant any wish!"
"So what did you ask for?"
"I said I wanted a bird with long legs and a tight pussy..."
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