On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped
in next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks,
"and get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back
a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass
and bawls "and get me another whisky you bitch!" Quite upset, the girl
comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach
"I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now, bitch, or I'll
give you a slap."
The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and
thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "for someone who
can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"
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