Two dogs, a poodle and a great dane, were waiting in their cages at
the vet's office. The poodle was very nervous and started a
conversation with the great dane by saying, "Boy, did I screw up
yesterday." His neighbor, being sympathetic, asked what happened. The
poodle explained, "My owner is a very religious lady who recently
became engaged to the choir director of her church. His family came
over to meet me. I don't know what it was about his mother, but when
she walked in I lost control and started humping her leg. I couldn't
stop. They eventually got ahold of my collar, damn near choked me to
death and then threw me in the back room, so now I'm here to be
castrated."
The great dane said, "I can understand your situation. My owner is an
old spinster who never lets me go out. Yesterday she had just
completed her shower and was bent over the tub cleaning it out when I
walked by. When I saw her bare ass in the air, I lost control. I
mounted the old bitch and rode her for all she was worth. I stayed on
her until we both collapsed from exhaustion."
"So I guess you are here to be castrated also?"
"No," said the great dane, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."
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