This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know
how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to
have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to
your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house
and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to
pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop
saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to
praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her
female parrots to the priests house. The priest two male parrots are
holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her
female parrots in with the male parrots.
The female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put
the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"
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