A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. But
pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling
him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get
some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats following behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river, and into a forest of
trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled
around him.
"Now, do you see that clearing over there?" he asked.
"Yes!" the bats replied.
"Do you see that pond in the middle of the clearing?" he asked.
"Yes! Yes!" the bats yelled.
"Do you see the big tree on the other side of the pond?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "because I fucking didn't!"
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