With yet another young man in her life Elizabeth Taylor decided
that in her advancing years she needed to tighten up her vaginal area.
She put her trust in her plastic surgeon of 30 years standing, the one
who had carried out her face-lifts, boob jobs and ass-lifts. Sworn to
secrecy, he agreed that no-one but him would ever know. He carried
out the delicate operation, carefully slicing away strips of the loose
folds of skin. It is a long operation!
Liz awakes the next morning to see 3 "get well soon" cards on her
bedside table. She is appalled and demands to see the doctor. "No-one
but you should know about this! You have let me down," she says.
"Ah," says the doc, "this card is from my wife and I wishing you a
speedy recovery." "How nice," says Liz. "Thank you - what a nice
thought."
"The second card is from old Madge the cleaner who has cleaned up
after all your previous operations - she is to be trusted."
"What a beautiful thought, from such a humble person - I'm really
touched," says Liz. "But who is the 3rd card from?"
"Oh," says the doctor, "that's from Evander Holyfield - thanking you
for his new ears!"
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