Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore.
Q. What do the Kennedys miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.
Q. What will it take to bring the first family back together?
A. One more bullet.
Q. Why was JFK Jr. flying to Martha's Vineyard?
A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
Q. What will they name the movie about JFK Jr.?
A. Eyes Wide Shut.
A. Three funerals and a wedding.
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