Q. What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't?
A. A widow.
Q. Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton when
he's in Sydney?
A. Because it is a cool place to hang out.
Q. Why did Bob Geldof take up karate?
A. Because he heard he could kill Michael Hutchence with a black belt.
Q. Who's supporting INXS on their latest tour?
A. The Stranglers.
Q. Have you heard Elton John's tribute to Michael Hutchence?
A. Dangle in the wind.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Di?
A. Hutchence used his belt.
Q. Why was Paula Yates attracted to Michael Hutchence?
A. Because he was well hung.
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