Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.
Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams
every night?
A. Hanson.
Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new
baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can
have sex?"
"I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.
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