Q. What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
A. 10 minutes of silence.
Q. What do you do if a Spice Girl hurls a grenade at you?
A. Take out the pin and throw it back.
Q. What did the Spice Girls mum say to her daughter's date?
A. If you're not in bed by eleven then go home.
Q. What do you call a Spice Girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An air bag.
Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Dunno, never seen either.
Q. What's the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been inside a 747.
Q. Why do Spice Girls smile when lightning strikes?
A. They think they're getting their photo taken.
Q. A blonde and a Spice Girl jump off the Empire State building, who
lands first?
A. The blond, the Spice Girl had to stop to ask directions.
Q. How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they only screw in cars.
Q. What does a turtle and a Spice Girl have in common?
A. Put them on their back and they're both fucked.
Q. Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A. They can't find the zip.
Q. Did you hear that the Spice Girls are going to employ Louise
Woodward as their new manager?
A. Apparently she's going to drop Baby Spice.
Q. What do Posh Spice and Dennis Bergkamp have in common?
A. They're both fucking good football players.
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