Crap Jokes: Christmas: Shorts

Q. If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A. A Holly Davidson.

Q. What is claustrophobia?
A. Fear of Santa.

Q. How would you fire Santa?
A. Give him the sack.



Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree.