Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Argentinian, are out
walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern
and a genie pops out of it.
"I'll give you each one wish," says the genie, "that's three wishes in
total."
The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, his dad
was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full
of fish for all eternity." So, in the blink of an eye - FOOM! - the
oceans are teaming with fish.
The Argentinian is amazed so he says, "I want a wall around Argentina,
protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity. Again, in
the blink of an eye - POOF! - there's a huge wall around Argentina.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall."
"Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting Argentina
so that nothing can get in or out," the genie explains.
"Fill it up with water."
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