There was an Aussie, a Kiwi, and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in
a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel, and as it was an old style
train, there were no lights in the carriage and it went completely
dark.
Suddenly was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Kiwi
were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Australian had his
hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Australian was thinking, "The Kiwi fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer, and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The Australian fella must have tried
to kiss me, and actually kissed the Kiwi and got slapped for it."
And the Kiwi was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train
goes through a tunnel, I'll make that kissing noise and slap that
Australian bastard again."
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