Noah was on the Ark and it had been floating around for weeks and
weeks with no sight of land. Noah's son came to him one morning and
said "Father, we have problem. Come beneath the decks and see."
So Noah went down and his son showed him a huge ever increasing pile
of dung swept into one corner of the Ark.
"What should we do father?"
"Give me a few days to think about it, son," said Noah, and went back
to his room and pondered. A week passed and the pile was getting
bigger and bigger, so in desperation Noah prayed to God for an answer.
"Just throw it over the side," boomed a great voice.
Noah and his sons got to work at once with shovels and put it all into
the waters.
So this big pile of shit just lay there for years and years until one
day Captain Cook discovered it.
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