A South African, an Aussie, and a Londoner were sitting in a pub
having a pint of beer.
The South African grabs his beer, downs it, throws his glass into the
air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins to the
other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts, "In Souff Efrika
ve hef zo many glissez ve never drink out of ze zame gliss twice."
The Aussie then downs his beer throws his glass into the air, grabs
the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar
and belches. "Ay mate, in Oz we have so much bloody saaand which makes
glaaass reeeally cheap so we too never drink out of the same glaaass
twice."
The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the
glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Aussie and
the South African and says, "In London we have so many bloody South
Africans and Aussies that we never have to drink with the same ones
twice."
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