English, Irish, and Scottish generals were captured after a courageous
battle by the Nazi SS. The SS officer said to them that before be put
them in the concentration camp that he would punish them with 100
lashes in front of his men as they had killed so many of his men
before they were captured.
He said to the Scottish general, "You fought very bravely, so I vill
give you one vish."
His reply was, "Ach, give me one of your SS leather jackets to protect
me."
So he got his lashes, but still had to be dragged in through the gate.
He said to the English general, "You fought bravely too. So you can
have a vish also."
He replied. "Put one of the mattresses on my back old boy."
So he got his lashes, but managed to crawl in after his thrashing.
He said to the Irish general, "You fought bravely too, more so zan ze
other two, so you can have two vishes!"
He replied, "I want 200 lashes!"
"Are you sure?" asked the SS officer.
"Yes," he said.
"Okay zen, vot is your second vish?"
"Put the Englishman on my back!"
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