Crap Jokes: Countries: China: Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


English phrase                            Chinese translation

Are you harbouring a fugitive?            Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.                           Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man                                Dum Gai
Small Horse                               Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!                   No Bai Dam Ting!
Did you go to the beach?                  Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table              Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift               Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here                    Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?             Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution        Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet              Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone                   No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?   Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright                   Yu So Dum
I got this for free                       Ai No Pei
I am not guilty                           Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer               Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week   Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived                         Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight                         Lei Lo
He's cleaning his car                     Wa Shing Moh Ta
Your body odor is offensive               Hu Man Go! Pew!
This bathroom stinks!                     Hu Flung Dung?
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