Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a
knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching
a clipboard and yelling: "You sign! You sign!" Behind him is an
enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in
complete amazement when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You
sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke.
Sod off." and shuts the door in the Chinese man's face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back, with a huge truck full of brake pads. He
thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling "You sign! You
sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, sod off! You've got the wrong
bloke! I don't want them!" then slams the door in the Chinese man's
face again.
The following day Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, hears
a knock on the door again. Upon opening the door, the little Chinese
man thrusts the same clipboard under his nose, shouting "You sign! You
sign!" Behind him are TWO large trucks full of wing mirrors.
Nelson loses his temper completely, picks the little man up by his
shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you
understand? You must have the wrong man! Who do you want to give these
to?"
The little Chinese man looks at him a bit puzzled, consults his
clipboard, and says: "You not Nissan Maindealer?"
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