An Irishman was stopped at the Customs after returning from a holiday
on the Continent.
"What's this in this bottle?" asked the customs officer taking out a
large bottle from the Irishman's suitcase.
"Oh," said the Irishman, "that's only Holy Water from Lourdes."
"Hmmm!" muttered the customs officer as he took the top off the bottle
and sniffed the liquid inside. Then he tasted some of it. "It looks,
smells and tastes very much like whisky to me, sir."
"Glory be!" replied the Irishman, "'tis another miracle!"
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