An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom
floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped
over, did the splits, and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Paddy. "Paddy! Paddy!" she yelled.
Paddy came running in. "Paddy, Oi've suctioned meself to the floor!"
"Ohhh,, bejasus!" Paddy cried and tried to pull her up. "You're just
to heavy lass, Oi'll go across the road and get Murphy."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "Nope, Oi cannot do
it," Murphy said, "let's try Plan B."
"Plan B?" asked Paddy, "What's Plan B?"
"Oi'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles
under her."
"All roight," Paddy agreed, "while your doing that Oi'll stay here and
play with her tits."
"Play with her tits?" Murphy said. "Why in the name of God would you
be wanting to do that?"
"Well Oi figure if Oi can get her wet enough we can slide her into the
kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive to replace."
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