An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Irishman are in a bar discussing how
stupid their wives are...
The Englishman says: "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman
on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week and
she bought 300 pounds worth of meat, and we don't even have a
freezer."
The Scotsman says: "That's nothing, my wife went out last week and
bought a brand new car for 8000 pounds, and she can't even drive."
The Irishman says: "You think that's stupid, I went home last week and
my wife told me that she'd booked herself a two week holiday in
Tenerife. I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 400
condoms with her, and she doesn't even have a penis."
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