An Irishman goes into a shop and buys a chainshaw. Two weeks later he
brings it back.
Irishman: "This chainsaw is faulty. I bought this it two weeks ago
after you said it would chop down 50 trees an hour, but it only does
one."
Shop assistant: "Well let's take a look at it then..."
So the shop assistant takes the machine off the Irishman and starts it
up.
BRRRRRBRRRRRBRRRRR
Irishman: "What's that noise?"
|