An Irishman finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie emerges.
The genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Irishman
thinks for a moment and says, "First, give me a bottomless mug of
ale."
A mug of ale appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the
mug is magically refilled. The Irishman is thrilled and continues to
drink. The mug never empties.
Then the genie says, "And what about your other two wishes?"
The Irishman thinks for a moment and then says, "Give me two more just
like this one!"
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