Two Corkmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the
exotic bird section. Ger says to Pat, "Dat's them."
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help.
"Yea, we'll take four of dem dere bird in dat cage up dere," says Ger.
"Put dem in a paper bag." The clerk does and the two guys leave the
shop.
They get into Ger's van and drive for two hours until they are high up
in the hills and stop at the face of a cliff with a 500 foot drop.
"Dis look like a good place eh?" asks Ger.
"Oh yea, dis look good," replies Pat.
They flip a coin and Ger wins the toss.
"I guess I get to go first eh boy?" says Ger. He then takes two birds
out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Pat watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for
a few seconds before splatting on the rocks below.
As Pat looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says. "Shag it boy,
dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me!"
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