Four students, a Cuban, a Scot, a Spaniard, and an Irishman are
sharing a carriage on a train to Belfast.
The Cuban lights up this enormous Cuban cigar, about 12 inches long,
worth about 800 pounds, takes one short drag from it and flings the
cigar out the window. The other three look at him in amazement and ask
why he just threw out a full Cuban cigar. He replies, "I'm from Cuba,
I have thousands of those things back home."
A few minutes later the Scot pulls out a litre bottle of Bells
Whiskey, a 50 year-old bottle, worth a fortune. He takes a short
measure glass, half fills it, knocks it back and flings the remainder
of the bottle out the window. The other three in shock, ask him why he
just threw away a near full bottle of fine malt Scottish whiskey, he
replies, "I'm Scottish, I have thousands of those things at home."
A few minutes later the Spaniard pulls out a flagon of red wine, a 100
year-old classic. He takes a couple of sips, licks his lips, and
flings the remainder of the wine out the window. The other three in
shock, ask him why he just threw away a near full bottle of classic
wine, he replies, "I'm Spanish, I have thousands of those things at
home."
A few minutes later, the Irishman throws the Spanish student out the
window.
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