YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF UNI TOO LONG WHEN...
1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favourite song in the lift at the supermarket.
6. You carry an umbrella.
7. You watch the Weather Channel.
8. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and
break-up.
9. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
10. Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as "dressed up".
11. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
12. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
13. You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore.
14. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
15. You feed your dog Pal instead of McDonalds.
16. Sleeping in the lounge is a no-no.
17. You no longer take naps from noon to 6pm.
18. Dinner and a movie - the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
19. You go to the chemist for Panadol and indigestion tablets, not
condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A £2.99 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Shopping lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet coke, and
Pot Noodles.
23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again".
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
25. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to the
pub.
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