A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a Bridal Shop
and asks for a white dress.
"You can't wear white," reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married
three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin," says the bride.
"Impossible!" says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not," the bride explained. "My first husband was a
psychologist, all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband
was a gynaecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. My third
husband was a stamp collector, God I miss him."
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