Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in France. One day, Jean-
Claude comes home from work and Michelle says: "Jean-Claude, today ze
light-bulb, it has gone out. You must fix it for me."
"What am I? Electricien?"
The next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work and Michelle says:
"Jean-Claude, today ze carpet eet eez dirty, you must beat eet for
me."
"What am I? Carpet-beater?"
The very next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work and Michele says:
"Oh, Jean-Claude, today your friend Pierre came over. He changed ze
light-bulb and he beat ze carpet for me."
Jean-Claude seemed angry: "Oh, but I know zis Pierre. He never does
anysing for nossing. What did he want?"
"He gave me 2 choices: he said I can bake him a cake or... sleep wiss
heem."
"Which one did you choose?"
"What am I? Baker?"
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