A recent American Medical Association study found that binge drinking
is on the rise on college campuses, as are alcohol-related deaths.
What do you think?
"Last November, my friend Brad got drunk, and he fell down a flight
of stairs and died of massive brain trauma. We were ripped to the
tits, dude." - Daryl Woodley, Student
"Sure, binge drinking can be a serious problem, but how else are
college students supposed to foster an environment conducive to date
rape?" - Peter Malone, Bricklayer
"Forget college. I'm doing my best binge drinking now that I'm in my
40s and have a dead-end job and a fucking albatross of a family." -
Steven Stoudt, Systems Analyst
"As part of my fraternity's initiation ritual, pledges are required
to die of alcohol poisoning." - Ricky Hanratty, Student
"Most college students aren't even 21, so this is really more of a
grad-school issue." - Annette Brister, Interpreter
"What's wrong with letting off a little steam five to six nights a
week?" - Stephanie Blackledge, Dental Hygienist
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