I've never been known to be a City boy, but there's one thing that I
cannot stand and that's those "alleged" homeless dirtbags getting in
the way whilst trying to traverse the unstable fairways between
watering holes!
GO FOR IT CITY GEEKS!!!
INTERNATIONAL CITY DAY OF ACTION, 25 JUNE
Next Friday will be the International City Day of Action. On this day,
we ask you all to don your finest pinstripe suit, apply your monocles,
glue mobile phones to your ear and then head off down to Brighton to
disrupt as many dreadlocked men and women with dogs on strings as
possible.
Plan of action:
- Picket henna tattoo stalls.
- Throw cheap pewter jewellery into the sea.
- Storm the dole office and glue the doors shut.
- Throw soap and other cleansing materials at the men with dogs on
string.
- Occupy any spare grassland and start laying foundations for new
"superbank."
- Hand out photocopies of salary slips.
- Hang the dogs on strings with their strings as a little ironic joke.
- Set fire to unattended shopping trollies.
- Raid off-licences, destroying cans of Special Brew, Tennants Super,
Thunderbird, and cheap cider.
- Destroy copies of any Levellers albums.
Police advice at present to the men with dogs on string is:
- To get a job.
- To get a haircut.
- Have a wash.
- Avoid police vans.
- To "mind those stairs, sir, as they're very slippery and
treacherous, like - very similar to the ones down the station, sir,
if you catch my drift."
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